Friday, January 4, 2008

He Ain't Too Old For This Sh--!


America's beer-bong champ, connoisseur of fine pre-mugshot hair gels and favorite anti-Semite, Mel Gibson, turns 52 this week. Now firmly planted in his fifties, one wonders what the formerly mulleted Martin Riggs has in store for the world as far as career choices. No word yet from the rabbinical leaders here in Los Angeles as to how the fence-mending has been going, but judging by the island he purchased in Fiji and relatively clear IMDb slate, I'm guessing he's not exactly picking up trash outside of Sinai Temple in Los Angeles, eager for a meeting with the studio heads.

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