Roadhouse The Musical!

In light of the recent gooey opera based on David Cronenberg's The Fly, The Mung Hour proposes a musical based on 1989's most underrated ode to mullets, throat-ripping, and groin-kicks starring the ever precious Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliott.

Featured songs:
"The Double Deuce"
"My Way or the Highway"
"What if They Call You a C*cksucker?"
"Pain Don't Hurt"
"His Name is Wade Garrett"
"Not Much For Stamina"
"This is My Town"
"I F**ked Guys Like You in Prison"
"This is Our Town"
"Double Deuce: Reprise"

Kate Winslet Has Enough Cow Bell

In her upcoming WWII drama The Reader, Kate Winslet undergoes a miraculous transformation, apparently into Christopher Walken. We're not entirely sure if this blatant Oscar grab is meant to capture the attention of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman, but the Titanic star's astounding similarity to the Walken begs its own movie, a la Being John Malkovich.

The question is how well she tap dances as host of SNL.