Okay, The Mung Hour has broken its creed to not step into the curves and crevasses of TMZ, Defamer and other tabloid websites, but this story was not to be resisted. I'm approaching my wedding anniversary this week, and I couldn't help but notice that everyone's favorite busty beach EMT and connoisseur of foot-long, heavy metal kielbasas, Pamela Anderson, has tied the knot this past weekend. Who is the clueless, silicone-mammary admiring groom? Rick Solomon. If you're scratching your head wondering who this guy is, well you simply must don a pair of night vision goggles and look at the photo again. Oh, and picture him naked in a hotel room defiling the long lost Kennedy heir, Paris Hilton.
Solomon, 38 and the 40 year-old Ms. Anderson (seen here searching her brassiere for her wallet, car keys and two small children) sent out a message to their family and friends apologizing for not providing more advanced notice of their Las Vegas nuptials but promised to videotape the honeymoon and post it online.
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